There is this time I had sh3000.00 mbele nyuma. I mean there weren’t those coins lying around on the dressing table or those random 50bobs in the jeans I wore last week. Let it be known it was not even mid-month and the next time I could call home for money is the next month.
So I am busy planning how 100bob per week is for the tomatoes, potatoes, onions and all that typa stuff. Every coin was accounted for and luxuries such as meat ingebidi ningoje niende home niibe.
After balancing those balance sheets that never used to balance in school, some human being sent by the ‘Las Vegas Spirit’ has the audacity to hit me up to club on Friday. I’m like mmh…tricky. Guuurl! Why you always lying? Sema ukweli. Ugh ok guys, I didn’t even think twice. You know how in the movies there’s normally an angel and a devil to tell you what to do? Well apparently, I only have the devil! The angel has the audacity to show up only when I am ballin’ to tell me to read a book, sleep or do that introverted kinda stuff. Mimi nani…
Mr. Price mbiombio looking for the million dollar outfit with my 3Gs. Ushawahiona dent yenye 997,000 dollars or goddamn shillings can leave? But do I care? No! Why? Because the devil is busy twerking to his best song in the album ‘YOLO’. Si I will go out, twerk, shout, jump, drink and laugh.
On Saturday I wake up thinking hunnie boo baby gurl you messitup and you’re broke. What are you going to do?
Decisions ma’friend…you nah mean?
Like!! Great article post.Really thank you! Really Cool.
Dead😂…mi ata nikue na 2k naamka naenda😂 kesi badae naeza ata recycle nguo
this life…I just kent with it!🙄😁
Hii maisha haitaki makasiriko😂😂
itabidi tuache kupanick ey?😂
Those moments when your wallet ain’t like ‘i gotchu’ so mbele nyuma hakuendeki😂😂😂 pure chweest pains but you gotta roll🤣🤣
just roll like Rolex lol
The Las Vegas spirit😂😂😂😂😂😂spirit of trouble and brokeness😂😂😂
sijui tuanze kufast. We need to cast these demons away 😂😂
Love u mish! Keep up the good work 💋
I feel the pain.😅
When broke plans pop up everywhere!😪
it pains but you just have to sleep and view statuses of guys having fun. pia hiyo ni fom.😂😂
I love it💃
we love you too for the support
😂😂your write-ups 💯💯
😂😂Dunda gani hii umeenda na outfit ya mr.price .
😂😂Dunda gani hii umeenda na outfit ya mr.price.
kusema ukweli nilienda Muthurwa. Mr.Price for whooo?😂😂
Ooh the damn devil 😈
Ati the devil twerking to what? lol I am so dead!😂😂😂
Lol:) I love it 😂😂
Ati the devil twerking to what? sososo dead!😂😂😂
Blow ma blow my my mind 🔥
dj dj puuuuullll uuuuuup