Author Muthoni

People & Life
NEVER HAD I EVER

Let’s play a game. Never had I ever… Never had I ever thought as a child that I would be the one shouting ‘DJ ongeza volume’.…

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BEFORE YOU KICK IT

I thought quarantine would last for a week or two and by the end of the two weeks; I would be back at school, do my…

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MASTER OF EXCUSES

24th August, 2020 9:38 pm, my last two brain cells texting my friend: “If I go back to working out, I will lose my ‘kakitambi’ and…

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THE NEW LIE

You: Hey! How are you? Me: I am fine thank you, and how are you doing? You: I am great, thanks. Are you fine? Am I…

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STAY IN YOUR LANE

Are you always looking at people accomplishing things? Ah! Me too. If this is not the hardest adulting problem that was ever invented then I don’t…

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DO THEY WANT TO KNOW?

I am scrolling through Pinterest (my new profound hobby) and I see a picture of a notebook written ‘Curriculum Vitae’. I scroll past it because I…

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RIDING SOLO

You might as well enjoy your own company because after all, it is the longest relationship you will ever be in. Yes! Jam drop! Sometimes you…

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WOW! IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?

Mabibi na mabwana, I present to you some of the things that university has fantamagorgeously flabbergasted me: Everyone in university is fornicating or at least pretending…

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FAMILY REUNION PART 2

I feel very lucky to know my mother’s cousin’s children’s son because now I won’t marry them. You’re still stuck in the first line trying to…