Author Muthoni

People & Life
MASTER OF EXCUSES

24th August, 2020 9:38 pm, my last two brain cells texting my friend: “If I go back to working out, I will lose my ‘kakitambi’ and…

Mental health
THE NEW LIE

You: Hey! How are you? Me: I am fine thank you, and how are you doing? You: I am great, thanks. Are you fine? Am I…

Mental health
STAY IN YOUR LANE

Are you always looking at people accomplishing things? Ah! Me too. If this is not the hardest adulting problem that was ever invented then I don’t…

People & Life
DO THEY WANT TO KNOW?

I am scrolling through Pinterest (my new profound hobby) and I see a picture of a notebook written ‘Curriculum Vitae’. I scroll past it because I…

People & Life
RIDING SOLO

You might as well enjoy your own company because after all, it is the longest relationship you will ever be in. Yes! Jam drop! Sometimes you…

Campus Tales
WOW! IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?

Mabibi na mabwana, I present to you some of the things that university has fantamagorgeously flabbergasted me: Everyone in university is fornicating or at least pretending…

Family
FAMILY REUNION PART 2

I feel very lucky to know my mother’s cousin’s children’s son because now I won’t marry them. You’re still stuck in the first line trying to…

People & Life
FRIEEEEEENDS!!

Friends are like jeans. Ebu fanya CAT uone wako ni wagani. Some are those that just keep on falling even after wearing your Gucci belt, some…