Author Muthoni

People & Life
FAMILY REUNION PART 2

I feel very lucky to know my mother’s cousin’s children’s son because now I won’t marry them. You’re still stuck in the first line trying to…

People & Life
FRIEEEEEENDS!!

Friends are like jeans. Ebu fanya CAT uone wako ni wagani. Some are those that just keep on falling even after wearing your Gucci belt, some…

People & Life
AFTER 8-4-4 NIKUNOMA

After form 4 there’s normally a gap year, right? I mean that time umewatch movie zote mpaka za São Tomé and Príncipe. It’s the most confusing…

People & Life
STOP MAKING IT BETTER!

Dear family, friends and I dunno who the fuck you are to me, STOP MAKING IT BETTER! Sometimes you are going through a hard time and…

Money & Finance
3Gs MBELE NYUMA

There is this time I had sh3000.00 mbele nyuma. I mean there weren’t those coins lying around on the dressing table or those random 50bobs in…

People & Life
FREAKING TWO ZEROs

Everyone is busy writing and posting their new year’s resolutions and I am like …ok my handwriting is super cute so why not waste some…