Dear family, friends and I dunno who the fuck you are to me,
STOP MAKING IT BETTER!
Sometimes you are going through a hard time and you feel so messed up and like a loser. With all due respect, I appreciate family and friends who try to cheer me up. I totally appreciate it but could you just stay the hell away from me? Could I just go through my emotions in peace? Could I just stay in my sweatpants for another day? Could I just cry my eyes out while eating pizza (that’s for you guys in Lavington) sisi wengine ng’ang’ana na ngumu. This business of telling me “everything will be alright, rise and shine, don’t cry, God has a reason, be positive” is like mixing pumpkins and porridge and serving it cold. Yuck!
I am not saying that you now wallow in your emotions the whole year. I am saying sometimes you got to embrace hard times the way they are, drown a little bit then shake it off and give it that Idris Elba look and Kipchoge your way out. I am not a psychiatrist or a therapist but the magic in doing this is you allow yourself to be a human that goes through highs and lows. Guys, if talking sense was a person it would be me, ey?
By the way I am so done with this ‘be positive’ nonsense. Mtu amekufa unaskia watu wakisema ati ‘we loved you but God loved you more’. Imeandikwa wapi kwa Bible because last time I checked God loves us all equally. Mimi msinipee jealousy issues tafadhali. He is my Father and He loves me too. When you fail an exam unaskia ati there’s always a next time. My friend, do you know that exam could have been the difference between going to Harvard to study Anthropology or going to Wakimani Institute of I don’t even know what? Eh? You have just graduated with a first class honours and you have tarmacked till Lokichogio alafu kamtu kanakuambia don’t worry the right opportunity will come. Kwani zinakuja na Migunamiguna? Ati don’t worry? Mimi ni Woria I can’t evade worrying. Personally, if you see me crying just let me be because first of all it’s my talent and the Bible says if you hide your talent it will be taken away. Secondly, siko Machakos niko Nairobi na kuna maji mingi kwa hivyo wacha nilie hadi nitoe tomato sauce.